Simon's Nightly Wisdom

"My fwiend, he made poo soup, with eyeballs and noses and moufs and skin. Gross!"

Simon's Nightly Secret

"My fwiend, he maked eyeball soup... with bugs... poisonous! And guts, too. That's all. Go tell Daddy."

Simon's Secret of the Day

"I know this guy... He eats poo, and eyeballs, and moufs (mouths). Yuck!"