Boluy nokow!!

Got this email today. It looks like some variant of Pig Latin spoken in Calanada. Here is the message:

Good Morning,

Oradder from Calanada and sabeve moloney

*p**We are running holot spekocials*ol**
Metods stalerts at only $g3p9-$69

- Mexeridleia, Xaponax, Cshipbalis h, and so mulch mocore
- Melods are 70b% lesose than regopular pricoce
- No docteror visits or hassles
- Qupoick diposcrezet delivemory to your front dolror

I bet this guy is raking in the bucks.